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A Jew, a Hindu, and a nigger stayed in a tiny hotel. There was only one vacant room with two beds. A third person had to go to sleep in the straw barn. The first to go was
was the Jew:
"I was brought up in a kibbutz in Israel, and I can easily sleep in the barn," he said and left. But 15 minutes later there was a knock at the door - it was the Jew who returned. "I found a pig in the barn, I can't sleep with an unclean pig under the same roof" Then the Hindu man spoke up: "No problem, I grew up in Bombay, and I can easily sleep in a clean barn with a pig. But he knocked on the door 15 minutes later because he found a cow in the barn, which is sacred to Hindus. He could not sleep with her under the same roof. Finally a nigger came up. He stated that he grew up in South Los Angeles and that no pig or cow would stop him from having a wonderful night in the barn.
Fifteen minutes later, there was a knock on the door of the room. There was a pig and a cow on the doorstep.