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 No.7454[Reply]

In case you guys didn't notice, I'm sick and playing Elden Ring every waking minute, but I wanted to tell a funny story.

When I was buying medication the cashier told me "get well soon" while I was leaving. And I told her "you too"

 No.7455

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>imagine being sick most of the time
That's G for you.

 No.7456

>>7455
But that makes the times where you are not sick even more precious



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 No.7453[Reply]

Come funpost at https://boomtown.com/


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 No.7427[Reply]

I'm scared.

 No.7428

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 No.7406[Reply]

the new monster hunter will be lit fr

 No.7408

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I think I'll buy Rise in the future, it looks like a neat game.

 No.7409

dude I can't wait for the hecking next AAA bandwagon



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 No.6567[Reply]

>americans think this was one of the largest attacks against democracy since the civil war
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 No.7397

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>American fashion

 No.7398

>>7397
I would wear these ironically

 No.7399

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>>7398
Are you a dad?

 No.7400

>>7399
I can be your dad if you want

 No.7401

>>7400
Blocked.



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 No.7392[Reply]

Lmfao

 No.7394

I haven't seen the new batmen yet



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 No.7302[Reply]

>he actually sold

what the fuck man.
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 No.7355

i love raping german and ruining their genepool

 No.7356

>>7354
No such thing. You have been programmed a slavshit mentality hence you are a slavshit. You'll be hanged, slavshit. That's what people do now.

 No.7357

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How many BKA agents are even now posting here..

 No.7361

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>>7356
You will never be a real German. You have no culture, you have no pride, you have no society. You are an americanised man twisted by propaganda and reeducation into a crude mockery of Germanhood.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back foreigners mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your guilt cult behind closed doors.

The people are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of culture have allowed true Germans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even frauds who are educated in Goethe and Schiller sound uncanny and unnatural to a real German. Your anglicisms are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a German guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected americanised dishes.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a sign, write some bullshit about human rights on it, go on a protest, and get killed by a truck of peace of an Albanian "refugee". Your ancestors will look at you, heartbroken but relieved that their history will no longer be tainted by people like you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name "Tyrone-Ben Schmitt", and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know low class freak is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy your pets and infertile wive using the money to go to "vacation".

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 No.7362

It seems that I owned him too hard.



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 No.7337[Reply]

Today I watched all of Mysterious Girlfriend X with my friend instead of going to a girl’s house
Do I get any otaku streetcred for this noble achievement
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 No.7342

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Enough to level up from "anime twitter redditor" to "edgy ironic /a/tard"

 No.7343

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>>7342
at what level is one an unironic /jp/sie?

 No.7345

>>7343
I don't know but I do know that I reached that status by 1ccing all the Touhous

 No.7358

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>>7345
You too?

 No.7360

>>7343
You are at least 7 years too late for that



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 No.7237[Reply]

It's happening!!!
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 No.7294

>>7289
Always thought it was bullshit but god dang this guy got some moves.

 No.7295

>>7294
Pretty sure that video isn't even from the Ukraine

 No.7303

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sometimes I copy posts that I really like. Maybe someday I will make a book of posts

 No.7313

>>7303
i'll buy it

 No.7325

>>7289
>>7294
By the way, in russian television that talked about the video and said it's from arma 3 lol.
They really don't have a lot to talk about tbh.



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 No.6437[Reply]

This looks so comfy
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 No.6453

>>6451
Why wouldn't I have my 3ds. I'm playing smtv though, I still need to finish that last level

 No.6461

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I like old school Japan where men were still men.

 No.7258

>>6461
Why did they kill the monkey?

 No.7259

>>7258
That's the Japanese way of life.

 No.7322

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>>7259
They kill monkey's as they are nuances?

https://youtu.be/PyiGvST2oyA

Some monkeys are more helpful than others.
Hondi is also a helpful monkey.



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