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 No.6421[Reply]

Whose side are you on?

 No.6422

u're mum's



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 No.6407[Reply]

I turned 21 almost a year ago and I can already feel my brain crystalising
It's over bros.

 No.6408

It's over before you even think it's over, so it was already over many years ago

 No.6409

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>>6408
But I was supposed to use my genius level IQ to get some talents and not just waste it all on playing video gays and KC

 No.6410

>>6409
It's not wasteted if you had fun doing it.

You had fun, right?

 No.6413


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 No.6400[Reply]

How many gifts did you get for Christmas?

This year I got zero presents.
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 No.6402

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I got a bonus and a box of chocolates from my boss and 2 bottles of South African wine and two complimentary hats from HQ. This made me very happy.

 No.6404

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someone crashed into my parents car (peacefully parked in front of their place) and drove away

 No.6405

I got a multitool

 No.6406

>>6402
it says fun box but the cat isn't pleased at all, wwwwwww

 No.6414

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>>6404
apparently someone saw the car and wrote down the plate



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 No.6397[Reply]

Why am I hated and exiled from every community I've ever been a part of since I was seven

 No.6403

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you can't fit in with the otacels because the otacels are to us what a sexhaver jobhaver friendhaver confidencehaver goodchildhoodhaver sleepschedulehaver is to them and thats why we get persecuted on the spinoffs that's why that piece of shit otacelmin permad me and gcel permad me like 4 times before I could convince him to unban
that's what it is like to be the antinorm the complete pure utter opposite of normhood



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 No.6390[Reply]

Can we just admit that trannies are failed virgins who are into commuter science?(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.6391

You are banned from every single community you've ever been part of. Open the closet and hang yourself in there.

 No.6392

>>6391
Whyd you ban him I thought mero is the spinoff for the posters too based for the other spinoffs

 No.6396

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>>6391
Hit a nerve, codemonkeycel? HAHAHAHAHABABABABABA A AA

 No.6398

can you like ban him but make him still see the posts he makes but no one else does

 No.6399

>>6398
Fuck off ugly spic mudslime retard kill yourself



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 No.6395[Reply]

Guys on the right who are at max testosterone but facemogged into omega male status become the most psychotic cops and authority figures. Bullying everyone but forever justed by God, who they can't bully. A life of seethe.


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 No.6316[Reply]

At least there will be a Christmas market this year
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 No.6323

>>6318
I did the same and set everything up for him, but the last time I visited, it was unplugged and I guess he never even used it

 No.6328

>>6323
Boomers really need to step up their game.

 No.6336

Finished my shopping last month. Don't want to wait over a month for shipping.

 No.6393

What's the point it's 2G at every step.

 No.6394

There weren't any Christmas markets where I live…



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 No.6358[Reply]

Merry Kurisumasu
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 No.6384

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Accidentally wished a merry christmas to my local Kebab seller.

 No.6385

>>6384
Good, remind him of the culture of his host-nation.

 No.6386

>>6385
funny thing is, they also have a German working there lmao

 No.6387

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¡MERRY SHEEPMAS!

 No.6389

melli kurismasu mero



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 No.6370[Reply]

Is it a financially good idea to pay a hooker or something to pretend to be my gf for a few hours, financially speaking? I have enough money but I'm incredibly lonely and cannot get regular girls to like me. I mean I'm posting on mero on Christmas eve, so you know where I'm at in life.
If anyone has done this give me some tips please.

 No.6371

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some pro tips:

1. stop being a faggot

2. kill yourself

 No.6374

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I've had a major stomach pain for several days and now I can't walk more than a few steps without my stomach hurting, and I can't eat any solid food lest I'll endure an extremely long and painful digestion (10h+).

This, while I'm alone in a 15m² room with neighbours somewhere in the building drilling their walls on a 24th of December.

This is by far the worst Christmas I've ever had, and one of the worst days of my life as well.

New Year will be the same. Except with fuckers throwing fireworks outside.

I'm pretty confident that nobody can beat my shitty Christmas. Many of you will be alone, but at least you won't be in pain and you'll be able to eat normally and even drink alcohol. Cherish that.



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